I fell asleep at around 7PM this evening and woke up three hours later. I got up, made a peanut butter and orange marmalade sandwich (because I don't eat Goober Grape like a simple commoner, that's why!) and was ready to embark on preparing another thrilling episode of "Drive-Thru Drivel". Sadly, the malady of laziness and the cruel bitch mistress of Netflix, with its readily available episodes of SNL of the 1970's, killed any motivation I had to do anything productive. Instead, I give you an older piece I call, "The Red Shirt Diaries." Enjoy!