My Life As A Vegetarian (or a series of stupid conversations about what I eat)

Hi Folks,

Here is this week's latest, which I will call the "Poultry, Fish, and Pork Aren't Meat" edition. I often hear people say that they are, or know someone who is a vegetarian, but only eat chicken or fish. It's sort of like saying, "I'm a virgin, but I only go to third base."